MY NEW GIRLFRIEND IS WAY CUTER THAN YOURS

Hello all.

July 1st-3rd

I ended my Kanas/Missouri stint with a trip to the renowned BBQ hotspot Arthur Bryant's with Laura, Frank, and Pete!  The place was pretty legit.  We then made our way to the Kansas City Airport.  I had yet to book a flight anywhere.  I decided to head west to Westminster, Colorado!  There are not many better places on planet earth to head into the mountains.  I also plan to do some road biking as well while here.  I miss riding big time.  Thanks to my partner in crime from Clemson, Dave Bernard aka Big Sex, and his wife that is way out of his league, Abby for having me!  I also got to meet my new girlfriend Mary Beth.  She is beyond adorable.  I think she likes me.  No big deal.

While Dave and Abby were at work, and Mary Beth went to day care ( I have no clue why they didn't leave her home with me! Frown.) , I took Dave's road bike out for some riding.  I'm fairly certain that I got hit with altitude sickness though, which unfortunately cut my ride short.

Today, I did some exploring and played a round of golf.  Then I found $5.

Mark/Chops

MORNING AFTER THE PEPE WEDDING.  

ARTHUR BRYANT'S BBQ IN KANSAS CITY. GOOD STUFF!

  ABOUT 4 POUNDS OF FOOD THERE.   DIDNT LAST LONG!

TIME MACHINE FOR CHOPS AND BIG SEX.  TODAY, THAT BOAT WOULD MOVE MUCH MUCH SLOWER.  THAT IS.. IF IT DIDN'T SINK.  FROWN.

HAVING DINNER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND MARY BETH! PUTTING ON A CLINIC ON HOW TO FEED BABIES.  THE GUY BEHIND ME SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES.  INSTEAD, HE WAS EATING FREEZE POPS.

TOUGH LUCK MARY BETH! I'M HUNGRY TOO.

MARY BETH WAS FULL SO I ATE THE REST

GOLFING IN THE ROCKIES IS CRAZY.  JUST HIT A 200YRD 9-IRON AND 320YRD 3-WOOD OFF THE DECK ONTO  THE GREEN.  SHOT AN 81.  LOTS OF THREE PUTTS.  YUCK.  THE MOUNTAINS ARE BEHIND ME BUT IT WAS SUPER HAZY TODAY.

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